Redneck Pet Names

Redneck Female Dog Names:
Angel, Bambi, Baylee, Beauty, Bella, Brandy, Calamity, Cameo, Candy, Cherry, Clover, Dakota, Daisy, Dasher, Derby, Duchess, Earlene, Eliza, Elly-May, Faylene, Fefe, Giblet, Ginger, Gypsy, Hera, Lady, Missy, Misses, Misty, Patches, Princess, Queeny, Raven, Shasta, Sheba, Star, Sugar, Sunshine.

Redneck Male Dog Names: 

Barney, Beans, Beau, Bingo, Blackjack, Blacky, Blaze, Booger, Boomer, Bouncer, Bounder, Buck, Bud, Buddy, Bully, Bodean, Bugger, Carlton, Chance, Chevy, Cleatus, Cocoa, Cooper, Cougar, Cutter, Dash, Dammit, Digger, Doc, Dragon, Duke, Dusty, Einstein, Elton, Elvis, Floyd, Forrest, Gator, Gilligan, Halfpint, Hercules, Hero, Hickory, Homer, Harley, Harry, Hunter, Joe, Killer, King, Lucky, Luther, Mutt, Prince, Rufus, Rusty, Ralph, Rover, Sir, Tiny, Trigger, Whisky, Whiskers, Widowmaker, Wiley, Willy, Yeller, and Yowler.

Redneck Female Cat Names: 

Baby, Blondie, Blossom, Bluebell, Bonnie, Boots, Bubbles, Bunny, Butterscotch, Cameo, Caramel, Cat, Catalina, Cougar, Cuddles, Cinnamon, Clover, Delilah, Diamond, Fatcat, Fluff, Furball, Ginger, Gypsy, Hera, Kitty, Midnight, Missy, Misty, Moonshine, Puff, Saffron, Shadow, Snowball, and Sugar.

Redneck Male Cat Names: 

Bacardi, Bailey, Banshee, Barthalamew, Beastie, Ben, Bingo, Blizzard, Bobtail, Bogey, Bopper, Boots, Boris, Bouncer, Blackjack, Bubba, Brutus, Butch, Capone, Charcoal, Cleatus, Coco, Crackers, Creeper, Dammit, Fatcat, Joe, Hunter, Killer, Lucky, Midnight, Moonshine, Mouser, Patches, Shadow, Sheldon Cooper, Tiger, Tigger, Taz, Whiskers, Wiley, Willy, and Zipper.

Redneck Crow Names

Betty, Echo, Einstein, Elijah, Flicker, Frank, Midnight, Mistro, Rachel, and Raven.

Redneck Rodent Names:
Frank, Fritz, Ralph, Squeaker, The Financial Adviser, Wanda, and Weasel.

Redneck Horse Names:

Austin, Beauty, Betsy, Dancer, Derby, Diamond, Dragon, Ebony, Glue-Factory, Lightening, Midnight, Old Faithful, and Trigger.

It's pretty easy for us to all get along if we just show a little respect to the other critters that share this big old planet with us.


Keep your sense of humor about you and work at humane ways to outwit or outsmart those critters that you don't want in your garden area. 

Use your imagination, creativity, and supposedly superior mind power, as well as a few wildlife friendly tactics to outsmart your wildlife visitors.